@aral At every point in that, I said "That's a possibility, and it makes sense that it could be the case"
I also react to threats in this manner:
Frank: "Frank jealous of Truck's nice cave. Frank kill Truck, take cave. Bye Truck!"
Truck: 'Now, Frank, I think objectivity is key here"
This also makes some sense to me, as a plausible part of my brain that is not wired like others brains.