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Managed to bite into a Maltesers bunny causing the wrapper to flick a speck of chocolate into my eye and dislodge my contact lens.
And they say I don’t have talent.
@len Thank you! *bows* Eye is surprised but otherwise fine :)
@aral Impressive! 
@aral I thought sneezing so hard you lose a contact lens was rare, but a splinter of chocolate is impressive!
@aral that's one for the secret ninja technique stack
@aral the human rube goldberg machine!