I don't know about you, but I thought this year's Eurovision was terrible. The guy announcing the score was shocking. He didn't even get the right countries!!

Just caught up with the recent Delta Lake webinar,

> Revolutionizing Delta Lake workflows on AWS Lambda with Polars, DuckDB, Daft & Rust

Some interesting hints there regarding lightweight processing of big-ish data. Easy to relate to any other framework instead of Lambda, e.g. #ApacheAirflow tasks

https://youtu.be/BR9oFD0QMAs

On Channel 5 next:
Inside Chernobyl with Ben Fogle

On CBC:
Inside Sellafield with Sally Field

On BBC Scotland:
Inside Porton Down with Gordon Brown

On E4:
Inside Sizewell B with Ali G

For those thinking I sound familiar...

Yes. yes I *AM* who you think I am.

Unless you're thinking I'm someone else in which case no I'm not them. However I am Me and if you are sitting there reading this thinking this sounds like me, then you're correct it probably is :D

Hope that clears things up ;)

Daft is so apt.

What the fuck state are those switches in, Daft?

The lodger has struck again. Just heard her say, "talking the hind legs off a Hyena".
This woman is just remixing sayings.
#language #MangledSayings #daft #funny

What makes navy seals better at combat than any other coloured seal?

Happy post!

Benefits of having an advent calendar presented to you half way through the month?

Pile of cheese!

We're still wondering what a "Gloucester" is, with reference to cheese I know it's a place!, if you can have double of something there must be a singular, right?

So how’s the rental market going in Ireland, then?

(Kilkenny, where we live, is a city with a population of ~22,000. Daft is basically the only property app/site in Ireland.)

Bookmark: Google Developers Blog: Start a new .page today https://developers.googleblog.com/2018/10/start-new-page-today.html ... hold on there's a .google tld?! .wtf #dns #internet #daft