#Fakten die #Mensch auch nicht mehr #öffentlich sagen darf:

#Nazis töten.
#afd #Fanbois töten.
#Musk #Fanbois töten.
#Unionwähler töten.

I need a toaster. Whilst looking for a decent Philips one amongst the no-name, high-margin junk that Amazon would rather you buy instead I came across a #Tesla toaster!

Of course it can't be *that* Tesla, otherwise it would only have a buggy touch screen to operate it with, need a proprietary socket in your kitchen, it would either burn the toast or spit it out raw and it would have rave reviews from Tesla #fanbois "I *love* my charcoal toast!!!!!"