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Don’t you just love getting monetised? I know I do.

Some mornings I wake up thinking “I wonder who’s going to monetise me today?” And if no one does, I feel a little sad.

Aral Balkan

I mean, do you truly know someone until you monetise them?

Just the other day I was getting monetised and that’s when the surge pricing hit.

We’re talking some real quarter-on-quarter growth if you know what I mean.

I’m just glad to know that by existing I’m helping to put caviar on some billionaire’s table. What more can any of us ask for?

@aral And really you're not even doing that, because at least that would be spending money. What you're actually doing is just contributing to billionaires' giant pile of wealth.

When we were kids, this looked absolutely absurd to us, but it's literally the amount of wealth many people have now.

@ehproque Damn, at least buy a guy a drink first. Even Facebook gave me a free account ffs.

@aral if a tree falls in a forest but nobody monetises it, did it really happen?