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Aral Balkan

Is there a name for the law that states that every time you implement a recursive algorithm, you will accidentally create an infinite loop? Or is it just me?

(This message brought to you by the dozen or so servers I accidentally created yesterday in the span of a second or two.) 🤦‍♂️

I need the t-shirt: “YOU FORGOT TO UPDATE THE COUNTER!”

@aral wouldn't a mug be a better idea? have it visible at all times. 😅

@aral @greenWhale we need a book full of classic mistakes and results of there of.

I dropped the only development database the day before a marketing website release date. ( Oh the wild 00's )

After that we moved into development on a developer's machine and added migrations instead of ad-hoc creating tables on a server.

@nemeciii @greenWhale We could call it Shit (that) happens. Have a dung beetle for the cover or something :P

@greenWhale @aral You could also work on the kitchen counter so you never forget.

Okay, sorry.

@proedie @aral I'm actually in a mental state that makes me appreciate this kind of humour. 😂

@aral Stan::ley() was responsible for calling a new Stan::ley() without any of the fuzz about counters and arguments and pointers and whatever newfangled buisness the folks presented in the meeting room.

And Stan::ley() was happy.

@aral Been racking my brains for an appropriate law name, and the best I’ve come up with is Turtle’s Law - as in “turtles all the way down”.

@aral that's why in any recursive method I create, the first thing I do is creating the logic for max number of recursions