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Me, calling the GP’s office I applied for us to join last month: “Hi, I applied in December and haven’t heard back, I was wondering…”

Receptionist: “If you haven’t heard back, it wasn’t successful. It’s luck of the draw…”

Me: “Umm, ok, do you keep applications in queue and…”

Receptionist: “No, we don’t”

Me: “So do we just have to keep reapplying?”

Receptionist: “Yes.”

On the other hand, I could have an Apple Watch delivered to my door tomorrow if I order it now.

Yay, capitalism.