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Aral Balkan

Hey, here’s an idea: you know the autocorrect on your phone that fucks things up daily? Let’s feed it the Internet and let it decide who lives and who dies. Who’s with me?

And while we're at it let it make economic policy.

@aral

@Pepijn Now we’re talkin’. Everyone on the gravy train, baby!

(Goodness even pretending to talk like these people makes me want to have a shower.)

@Blort @aral Maybe it would help if we brought them flours.

@aral best idea ever heard - you have my sword!

@peterfr although, on a closer look, iocaine's text is pretty random. wondering how easy it'd be to detect it as such.

@aral @asrg

@aral And some days the nihilist in me thinks „Can‘t be worse than those in power already.“

@aral Yea - it's Brazil (movie etc) all over again.

Also Kafka. The problem with code is it allows stupendously incompetent, and accidently evil people to write their own laws. I think we should start killing them now, while we still can. Why wait for time-travel? That tech always turns up too late.