I would rather have a conversation with a literal talking poo than Elon Musk.
I'd choose an actual poo over Musk. They don't talk and they tend to smell bad, but I could live with the risk of being in a picture with one.
A literal talking poo, on the other hand...
I mean, an honest-to-God, no-foolin', actual talking poo would be quite sensational. I'd pay to have a conversation with a talking poo.
About the actual talking poo... you would be disappointed. Michel Gondry and David Cross imagined that scenario in this short and the thing isn't that different from Elon
Watch at your own risk:
https://yewtu.be/1PbZCDVVcxo?t=7