PSA for men who cook: After you chop a chili pepper do not – I repeat, do not – go for a pee without washing your hands like your life depends on it.
Don’t ask me how I know. Just trust me when I say chilis and penises do not mix and this is definitely not the kind of fire you want in your pants.
Ow.
@aral avoid wiping your eyes as well.
@CTD Yeah, been ther too. I think I’d rather take the eyes.